THWP: Why did you name your boat “Orca”? Quint: Ah the Orca… There was a fine lass out in the South China Sea, big as a whale too. Half Chinee and half Shoshone, she was. Loose too. Mighty fine pontoons, if ya know what I mean. Her name be Morgana, but we called her the… Read more »
Posts Categorized: The Query Quarry
TQQ: Han Solo
THWP: Talk to us about this Corellian Blood Stripe… what’s the hype with the stripe? Han: The Corellian Blood Stripe, well, I have both classes. One for freeing Chewbacca from captivity. As for the other one, well, I really can’t, and won’t, talk about. Let’s just say it wasn’t pleasant, but it was definitely earned…. Read more »
TQQ: Peter Venkman!
Q: Peter! How’s it going, man? A: Everything is just fine. Thanks for having me. After hosting “World of the Psychic” it will be interesting to be on the other side of the interrogation, uhmm, interview. Q: Tell us about the time when you saw your first ghost? A: How could I forget. We… Read more »
TQQ: Invincible!
Q: Ahoy there, Invincible! How was your summer? A: Well, let’s see. I joined an intergalactic peace-keeping force in hopes of stopping an invasion of Earth only to find out that the bad guys were already here. We avoided the war but then my brother infected me with a virus that wiped out my powers… Read more »
TQQ: Aquaman!
THWP: Hi Aquaman! Did you have a nice summer? Aquaman: It’s been a tad exhausting running around in constant peril with The Others. Kind of sounds like an episode of Lost, doesn’t it? <Leans into host> Two juicy, little-known facts for you: me and my armada saved Jack and a few dozen other unconscious… Read more »
TQQ: Snake Plissken!
THWP: Hi Snake! How are you enjoying the summertime? Snake: Summer has been good. Recently saw one of Cabbie’s favorite old-time doo wop bands, Duke and the A-Number One’s, performing down in Coney Island. Had some shots of Cuevo and a couple of chili dogs from Nathan’s. It was Utopia. At nights, I love to… Read more »
TQQ: Beast!
THWP: Hi Hank! How are you enjoying the summertime? Beast: I’m loving the summertime, thank you! THWP: Congratz on your nuptials! We have to ask, was T’Challa at your wedding? No bad vibes there, we hope! Beast: No, T’Challa was not present at our wedding. THWP: We understand. And frankly speaking, we’re not so sure… Read more »
TQQ: Superman!
THWP: Hello Superman! How are you enjoying the summertime so far? Superman: Not too shabby. Sales could be better, but hopefully things will turn around by the fall. THWP: You’re referring to the comicbook which shares your name? Superman: Huh? What’s a comicbook? No, I mean Galaxy’s overhaul of The Daily Planet. Until he proves… Read more »

