Monthly Archives: April 2012

Villain’s Lair: Captain Cold!

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Announcer:  Welcome to Villain’s Lair!  With your host, Sonny Calzone! <EXCITED APPLAUSE / PARTY FAVOR NOISES> Sonny:  Hi everyone! <AUDIENCE YELLS IN UNISON:  “HI SONNY!”> Sonny:  It’s lovely seeing so many law-abiding citizens in the  crowd today.  And hello to you, Mrs. Klondike, you look ever-so-lovely in that mauve shawl. <AUDIENCE LAFFS> Sonny:  You know,… Read more »

Rantquake: The Avengers Movie!

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Sleeve Coat: Earth’s mightiest heroes!  Coming to the silver screen on May 4th!  For the longest time, I couldn’t decide whether or not to boycott this film.  I still can’t decide.  No Hank Pym?  No Janet Van Dyne?  Marvel Comics owes me, big time. Buddy Greene: I smell another comicbook movie blockbuster, but a movie without staying… Read more »

Crisis In Continuity!

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Crisis In Continuity:  Is DC’s Past Doomed To Repeat Itself? Written by Christopher Aaron   Reading back on the first issues of Alan Moore’s “Saga Of The Swamp Thing”, I am not only filled with the same wonderful page-turning anticipation that gripped my imagination the first time around, but the experience reveals to me one… Read more »

TQQ: Abe Sapien!

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Art by Chris Rawding.

THWP:  Ahoy there, Abe!  It’s been a long time, but still we can’t help but wonder, how much of your “previous life” as Langdon Everett Caul do you actually still remember today? Abe:  Wow, he went there on the first question…congratulations.  It’s funny, but this topic reminds me of my least favorite episode of X-Files,… Read more »

Hot Lights: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 8

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Hot Lights:  TMNT 8

Story by Tom Waltz Art by Dan Duncan Commentary by Nick “BatKnight” Young Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He’s a radical rat)!  Donatello does machines (That’s a fact, Jack)!  Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break)!  Michelangelo is a party dude (Party!!!)!  And Leonardo leads, which he has to do when the… Read more »